WrestleMania predictions

It's time for the Mania predictions. As usual, I will be 100% correct.

United States Title Match:
Chris Benoit vs. MVP
Winner: MVP via pinfall

Money in the Bank Ladder Match:
Edge vs. Randy Orton vs. Mr. Kennedy vs. King Booker vs. CM Punk vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy vs. Finlay
Winner(s): Edge and Orton fall to the mat, both holding the briefcase

8 Man Tag Match:
The New Breed vs. The ECW Originals
Winners: The New Breed

Kane vs. The Great Khali
Winner: No contest with some sort of big fall spot

Women's Title Match:
Melina vs. Ashley
Winner: Melina via cheating

Battle of the Billionnaires Hair vs. Hair Match:
Bobby Lashley with Donald Trump vs. Umaga with Mr. McMahon
Winner: Lashley

World Heavyweight Title Match:
Batista vs. The Undertaker
Winner: The Undertaker via pin (shortly followed by a Batista heel turn)

WWE Title Match:
John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels
Winner: John Cena via tapout (followed by a handshake)

Get ready to pay up, suckers.